Then I got pregnant. And it was really hard to hold my pee. And I remember thinking, “gee, I can’t wait to give birth so I can return to a normally functioning bladder again!”
Ha. Ha ha. Ha.
Everything down there is pretty much FUBAR after delivering vaginally. It’s not really as bad as in the cartoon, but if I have to go now, I HAVE TO GO NOW. There’s not really anymore holding it.