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Life After Vaginal Birth

bladderwebBefore I gave birth, I was a champ at holding my pee.  If there was a pee-holding contest, I would’ve won it. Heck, I was a teacher – it’s practically a job requirement to not pee ever.

Then I got pregnant. And it was really hard to hold my pee. And I remember thinking, “gee, I can’t wait to give birth so I can return to a normally functioning bladder again!”

Ha. Ha ha. Ha.

Everything down there is pretty much FUBAR after delivering vaginally. It’s not really as bad as in the cartoon, but if I have to go now, I HAVE TO GO NOW. There’s not really anymore holding it.

About carrtoons@gmail.com

Chelsea Carr has been cartooning for over ten years. Currently, she works as the editorial cartoonist for Harford County’s The Aegis and The Record. She has also had her work included in MAD Magazine, b, and Baltimore’s City Paper. Chelsea holds a B.F.A. from the Maryland Institute, College of Art (2005) and an M.A.T. from Johns Hopkins University (2011.) In addition to cartooning and being a first-time mother, she has worked as an elementary school art teacher.

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