Last month, my son learned how to wave and clap. And he LOVES showing off his new skills. To everyone. ESPECIALLY the creepiest people he can find. If there’s a guy who looks completely insane and stabby/murdery, THAT’S the guy my son wants to wave to. He also starts clapping if waving doesn’t get their attention. Like, some crazy-looking people are shockingly self-aware, and ignore the waving baby. But no, my son will have none of that. He’ll start clapping and babbling as loud as he can, so the creepy person HAS to acknowledge him, or risk looking even more creepy for ignoring a happy baby. So, thanks for that, kid.