I’ve never had anyone brandish their nipple piercing at me in a menacing fashion (yet), but if and when it ever happens, I can’t say it’ll intimidate me. My son recently got his two bottom teeth, which has added an entirely new circle of to the hell that is breastfeeding.
Isn’t it awful that they get the bottom teeth first? You can’t bite with your top teeth, you know (you tried it just now, didn’t you?) What is the point of getting the pointiest, bitiest of teeth first?! Torture, that’s what the point is.
Actually, I’m making a bigger deal out of this than it is. He’s only gotten me a couple of times. And it hurt, but not as bad as I thought it would. I guess it’ll get worse once the top teeth come in.