Oddly enough, I’m not really a big drinker. I mean, I do drink, but I prefer beer, and I really don’t know anything about wine. I actually had to Google the spellings of all these wines, and then I had to Google again to see what color they all were. I didn’t realize I picked all white wines until the end, and now it’s 10:45, so screw it.
I should also probably clarify that this is a humor website and no, I don’t actually drink to cope with my son’s behavior. I eat candy for that. (JK. You’re all going to hate me but he’s a pretty chill baby. The few tantrums he’s had are pretty predictable and generally based on how much sleep he’s had.) But yeah, I worry there’s gonna be some jerk accusing me of abusing alcohol, when really, it’s just mom humor. And kind of a lazy comic, because my husband and I had the stomach flu my son had LAST weekend. (Hence the late posting.)