I get that people feel strongly about circumcision on both sides of the debate. And I’m not saying it’s something that shouldn’t be discussed. I think discussing it and trading information is great. But you know what I see a lot of? Moms going on very public forums to inform everyone of their son’s schlong status. No one wants to hear about your kid’s weiner. And you know what? In 15 years, when your kid is Googling everyone he can think of, he’s going to see that you loudly and proudly told millions of people about his ding-dong. And shouldn’t it be his choice whether or not millions of people can more or less accurately picture the details of his schween?
So by all means, continue the great penis debate. But maybe think twice before you very publicly bring your kid into it?