So my two year old is suddenly obsessed with ghosts. I have no idea why. He says there’s a “big girl ghost” on our steps who hears his heart beating. WHO SAYS THAT? Like what even is that?! Plus, we’re the first ones who have lived in our house, and prior to our house being here, it was a cow pasture. So based on typical ghost folklore, our house CAN’T be haunted. Unless it’s the ghost of a cow. Can cows walk up stairs? Do they have good hearing? I don’t know.
Also, I wanted to save this cartoon for Halloween, but I’m running it the week of Valentine’s Day. I don’t get it either.