I took my son to an Easter egg hunt last week. He was allowed to find 12 eggs, and out of his 12 eggs, two were stickers, one was a chick made out of a pipe cleaner and nine were plastic rings. And you know what? He freaking loved all of it. Which surprised me, because he used to watching YouTube videos where someone cracks open a “surprise egg” with a monster truck in it, or some kind of superhero toy, or an amazing candy only found in Europe or whatever. But apparently those videos have done nothing to raise his Easter Egg standards. Which is fine. He just enjoys finding and opening eggs, and marveling over their contents, whatever they are.
As a side note, I totally got him some small monster truck toys to put in his Easter basket, so I will probably ruin him for egg hunts next year.