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Chelsea Carr has been cartooning for over ten years. Currently, she works as the editorial cartoonist for Harford County’s The Aegis and The Record. She has also had her work included in MAD Magazine, b, and Baltimore’s City Paper. Chelsea holds a B.F.A. from the Maryland Institute, College of Art (2005) and an M.A.T. from Johns Hopkins University (2011.) In addition to cartooning and being a first-time mother, she has worked as an elementary school art teacher.

The New Bra

I actually stopped breastfeeding my son about a month ago. One of the things I was looking forward to about stopping breastfeeding was going out and getting new bras that actually fit. For the past year, I’ve been wearing sleep-nursing bras, which offer no support and are basically small, glorified ...

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English to Toddler Translation

So….I guess I have a toddler? He’s 16 months, does that qualify him? I’m defining this as “one who toddles.” And he certainly does a lot of that. He also enjoys running. From me. And my husband. And basically anyone who looks like they might need to pick him up. ...

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Eddie Vedder

Does anyone get this cartoon? My husband does this EVERY time we’re in Target, and he sees the Evenflo products. He starts singing Evenflo, by Pearl Jam. So I thought it was funny, and I showed this to him, and you know what he says? “I don’t get it.” You’re ...

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Time to Relax

  I did this comic a while ago, and I could have sworn I had already posted it. I guess I didn’t. You know how I know I did it a while ago? I’ve given up and started bringing my son in the shower with me. I got sick of ...

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Eat This, Not That: Toddler Edition

My son is a picky eater. A MAJORLY picky eater. He’s fifteen months and he still mostly eats baby food purees. If it involves getting his hands messy, he just has zero interest. But if it’s something he threw on the floor months ago that rolled under the couch? Oh, ...

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Initiating Sex: Before and After Kids

Wow! It looks like I’ve got a lot of new Mom Comic readers this week. And what do I go and do? I post a poop joke. Figures. Well, it’s not all poop jokes. I had planned to do this one for the week leading up to Valentine’s Day, because ...

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Wooden Toys

It’s been a while, right? I took some time off for my son’s birthday, and then Christmas happened, and then he started walking. Wow, is that ever a game changer! That kid is on the move 24/7 and my day is dedicated to chasing him. His other new trick is ...

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Ugh, High Chairs.

Public high chairs. Is there anything worse in life? No. No there is not. It’s basically like a communal napkin that never gets washed. They are without fail dirty, disgusting, It doesn’t matter how clean the restaurant is overall. The high chairs will be, without fail, horrible. Barf.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving! I’m actually going to my in-laws, and they have enough room for all of us at the table. But when we go to my dad’s side of the family, we till have to sit at the kids’ table. Mostly because there’s not enough room for everyone to eat ...

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Improving the Baby Monitor

We have a Lorex Baby Monitor. For the most part, I really like it. However, there is a button on there , directly next to the volume control, that makes dolphin sounds. Not dolphin sounds for your enjoyment. Dolphin sounds in the babies room. I’m assuming to piss off the ...

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