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Happy Thanksgiving and an Announcement

I’m pregnant again! And it is suuuuper different this time around. With my son, I felt queasy at times, and certain things made me feel like I might throw up, but I never actually threw up. And I was always hungry. This baby hates all food and I was sick ...

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You’re Either in or You’re Out!

Does anyone else’s kid do this? Ever since the weather’s warmed up my son has struggled with whether he wants to be inside or outside. Usually he settles on standing in the opening of the sliding door, getting the heat from the sun on his back and the air conditioning ...

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The Cure-all for Sick Kids

My son is actually not sick right now, but I am. Kind of. Anyway, I haven’t felt well today, and I ended up creating this quickly, I think I actually ripped this joke off of a mom friend. So I’m sorry about that. I just can’t think, because my head ...

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Baby Gates

I have a theory. No two baby gates are the same. Every house I’ve been to that has a baby gate presents a new challenge. I suck at figuring out baby gates. But you know who’s really good at opening baby gates? Babies. We have two in our house, and ...

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Time to Move!

So my two year old is suddenly obsessed with ghosts. I have no idea why. He says there’s a “big girl ghost” on our steps who hears his heart beating. WHO SAYS THAT? Like what even is that?! Plus, we’re the first ones who have lived in our house, and ...

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Definitely Not an Announcement of Any Kind

Seriously. This is not a any kind of announcement about anything. I’m just saying. Once your kid turns about two, people feel more comfortable asking about a second one. Which (to me) is fine. All I’m going to say is…yes there will be another (hopefully), no it will not be ...

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No. No. Nooooooo!

Lately I feel like I should take a page out of my son’s book and just start saying “no” to everything. “Want to volunteer for…” “No.” “We can only pay in promotion…” “No.” “Here are my idiotic political beliefs…” “No.” That’s it! I’m going into full-on toddler mode, people. No. ...

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Parking, Please

I want to start off by saying I have never dragged my son through a parking lot. Intentionally. Sometimes they just fall over. What? Anyway, the next couple of comics I have in the hopper make my son look like a little shit, and he’s really not. I say this ...

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Haircuts

First, I need to apologize. It’s been a while since I’ve posted. Not that it’s any excuse, but things have been (and will be) super busy. Last month I had SPX. I had a great time, but unfortunately I was only able to table one day because I experienced car ...

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