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Time to Move!

So my two year old is suddenly obsessed with ghosts. I have no idea why. He says there’s a “big girl ghost” on our steps who hears his heart beating. WHO SAYS THAT? Like what even is that?! Plus, we’re the first ones who have lived in our house, and ...

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Definitely Not an Announcement of Any Kind

Seriously. This is not a any kind of announcement about anything. I’m just saying. Once your kid turns about two, people feel more comfortable asking about a second one. Which (to me) is fine. All I’m going to say is…yes there will be another (hopefully), no it will not be ...

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No. No. Nooooooo!

Lately I feel like I should take a page out of my son’s book and just start saying “no” to everything. “Want to volunteer for…” “No.” “We can only pay in promotion…” “No.” “Here are my idiotic political beliefs…” “No.” That’s it! I’m going into full-on toddler mode, people. No. ...

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Parking, Please

I want to start off by saying I have never dragged my son through a parking lot. Intentionally. Sometimes they just fall over. What? Anyway, the next couple of comics I have in the hopper make my son look like a little shit, and he’s really not. I say this ...

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Haircuts

First, I need to apologize. It’s been a while since I’ve posted. Not that it’s any excuse, but things have been (and will be) super busy. Last month I had SPX. I had a great time, but unfortunately I was only able to table one day because I experienced car ...

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Go to the Zoo, They said…

So I recently bought a membership to our local zoo. It’s pretty small and mostly petting zoo-type animals. They do have some good exotic creatures. The last time we were there, the zebras got somewhat lose to the fence, and you could get a really good look at them. Did ...

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Mom Weight Loss Routine

It is harder to lose weight after kids, and it makes zero sense. I eat less food than I ever did (because my kid steals it), I think I’m just as or more active, but I still hover in around 5lbs over my pre-baby weight. I know, 5 lbs more ...

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False Positive

Ah, I’m finally doing a puke comic. I knew I’d find something funny about it. This really happened, by the way. When my son first got sick, I was feeling a little queasy. I spent an entire day thisclose to buying a pregnancy test because I was convinced our birth ...

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Taking the Baby to Disney World

Yep. We were those people. We took a fifteen month old to Disney World. My husband had a conference down there, we had some frequent flyer miles so we figured – why not? And actually, it went really well. Well-behaved babies aren’t funny, so I changed some stuff for the ...

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